then .. to a door where I work, the certificates are issued (and here to understand all that body work: D)
where 90% of cases need to apply a stamp from € 14-odd ... It is not decided 's MINISTRY institution but not so mad at me!
stamp is paid based on the use made of it, which is where we must bring this certificate ... in other words who the fuck told you: "Go there and bring me the certificate" .. EG asks you if the lawyer I owe you ask for what it is ... WHY NOT 'I want to be YOUR I CAZZACCI but because if you separate or divorce does not take the mark, or touch you.
obviously if you go to the door and you need a certificate to serve the stamp and you do not have it - your sprouts - get out and go to the tobacconist and will redo the line - because the use is specified on the certificate and therefore not you can take the certificate with ISEE written for a sequence ...
typical scene
I: Please tell me you
: Good morning Miss you, I would like a free paper certificate XXXX ..
i: where should bring?
u: Excuse?
i: I have to ask him why the certificate was born in boll ... It interrupts me
u: no no no, not you heard? I told him I need free
the paper: but I repeat that in plain paper and do not interrupt me esis
u: then I do a normal
i: that the lady looked certificatoèinbollosempresalvocasieccezionali.quindimidevediredovelodeveportare
THAT ALL OF A WIND IN ORDER TO AVOID INTERRUPTIONS
u: me and asked the lawyer
i: to divorce or separation?!?!
u: but what does he care
Miss i: based on what I know if the stamp is applied.
u: then tell me in which cases the lawyer is free
Furbetta
i: you tell me what it's
u: for a sequence
Ahhhh CASE OF EMISSIONS IN STAMP NUMBER ONE! ALSO NEED A BRAND FOR EACH HEIR OF MONEY SO I AM A SPATELLO
i: need a stamp from 14 and 62.
u: well, you give me the number on that later on if we want to put it to him after the
: do not let the door if you do not have the stamp, because it is indicated for use and says that if you use the send sequence in tobacco
AND NOW IT IS ...
the other day a case absurd. seemed to be ok the price is right in the version stamp is just ok I
: please ..
user: I miss you a certificate
the XXX: where should it take?
u: e, but what do you care?
i: the certificate is bol ..
u: no no no me pass on plain paper
O_o O MA CHE VIZIO
i: in carta semplice NON ESISTE, neanche NORMALE mi dica dove lo deve portare
u: e....e....e....e... ma lo tengo in casa, per me
i: ok allora sono 14,62 di bollo
u: (indignato) ma come? non lo devo dare a nessuno lo tengo per me in casa
i: ma noi non sappiamo poi lei cosa ne fa e quindi per uso personale è in bollo.
u: nonono voglio parlare con un respons..
responsabile: (che era dietro di me e stava facendo le fotocopie) sono io, e la mia collega le ha già detto che per uso privato è in bollo.
u: (allibito) e se lo porto al notaio
io e resp: in bollo
u: e se lo porto all'enel
io e r: in bollo
u: e se mi serve per fishing license
I er: TWO STAMPS!
shocked to which I will soak up a sheet with the twenty cases in which the stamp is free and
I say: keep it and the ticket. while he walks towards the doors will invent one of the reasons listed for not paying the stamp duty and tax evasion, however, know that if you submit it in a different place from what is shown and the stamp. bye!
Damn YOU!
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