Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Lumbar Radiculopathy Erectile Dyfunction

Gift of Mrs. Mary Joseph

there is this email spam that reaches us at least once a giorrno, in summary for those who did not want to read all of this is boiata siura of Kuwait widowed and without children with a sum of 2.5 million dollars in a bank in Côte d'Ivoire. She is dying and has decided to donate to a charity fund, or a true believer (because this is loooong siura BELIEVER).
These are the salient passages:
- I want to use this fund for orphanages, schools, churches, widows, and the less privileged people in propagating the word of God and to make sure that the house of God is maintained.
- I do not need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health condition and the presence of my husband's relatives around me always trying to claim this money from me and my husband left for me. I do not want them to know about this or development. With God all things are possible.

THE ANSWER YOU ARE BELOW IS SCOMPISCIARE with laughter!

More expensive in the Lord,
Calvary Greetings to you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. I'm Mrs Mary Joseph from Kuwait. I was married to Mr. John Joseph, who worked with the Embassy of Kuwait in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died last year. We were married for eleven years without a child. My husband died after a brief illness that lasted only four days. Before his death, we are born again Christians.
My dear, I know you're surprised to receive this letter, but as a son of the living God, you should know that our ways are not his ways. The Bible tells me that works in many ways and it works good for those who believed in Jesus Christ. Baby, is also the leader of the Holy Spirit of God that I have chosen you out of obedience and love to satisfy the desire of my late husband, who I supported for the glory of God I understand that this benevolence is in fulfillment of desire and the decision of my late husband that I am persuaded to actualize.
After the death of my beloved husband, I decided not to remarry or have a child outside my house of the spouses, that the Bible is against. When my husband was alive he deposited the sum of $ 2, $ 5,000,000 (two million five hundred thousand U.S. dollars) in a bank here in Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire. Presently, this money is still in the bank.
Recently, my doctor told me it would not last for a period of nine months due to my cancer problem. What disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to a charity organization, church, Christian organization, or a true believer who will use this money the way I am going to instruct here.
I want to use this fund for orphanages, schools, churches, widows, and the less privileged people in propagating the word of God and to make sure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that gives." I took this decision because they do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are unbelievers and do not want my husband efforts to be used by unbelievers.
I do not want a situation where this money will be used so wicked. That's why I make this decision. I'm not afraid of death hence I know where I'm going. So I'm going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "The Lord will fight my case and I held my peace." I do not need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health condition and the presence of my husband's relatives around me always trying to claim this money from me and my husband left for me. I do not want them to know about this or development. With God all things are possible.
I want you to handle alone because my health is not may give to me as I have been put on dialysis routine medical examination. Also I am writing this letter with the assistance of a sister who used to help me. I want you to send me your name and address so that I can swear an affidavit under oath that you officially and legally recognized as next of kin to this fund, even if I'm dead your complaint the fund in the bank will not be in doubt. I will be sending the affidavit of oath and certificate of deposit to the fund shortly after the deposition is ready.
Once we receive your response I will give you the contact with the bank Abidjan in Ivory Coast, where this money was deposited by my beloved husband. I will also issue is the affidavit of nt swear that legally and officially approve the new beneficiaries and next of kin to the fund together with the certificate of deposit of this fund that my late husband used to pay the money in the bank. I want you to always pray for me because the Lord is my shepherd.
My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of a Christian. Anyone who wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and in truth.

Please always be praying for a lifetime.
Any delay in your reply will give me space to procure another person with the same purpose.
Hoping to receive your urgent reply.
remain blessed in the Lord. Yours in Christ

Mrs. Mary Joseph.

my colleague T. decided this morning to send a response this "dear lady"

Hello,
Madam, are the illegitimate cousin of Queen Elizabeth, my name is Lady Margaret Von Kusterberg My father abandoned my mother and newborn for life has not done more to hear, but on his deathbed he remembered the only daughter that the Lord had sent him: me!
then left me with a famous Swiss bank, a repository of antique silverware that was stolen during the fall of the Czar of Russia.
This deposit is worth more than its 2.5 billion dollars ....
then I ask you, Reverend, if you can help me, since I have neither children nor grandchildren and I want to leave them a bit 'of this fortune.
Face it: you are in Piazza Duomo in Milan under the Madunina at 4 o'clock and tomorrow afternoon in front of a nice hot tea to explain everything.
A dear greeting
your devoted
Lady Margaret Von Kusterberg

Monday, October 18, 2010

Ideas For Mother/daughter Church Banquet

Bay Trentova

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Optics Nikon D300 Tokina 12-24mm ISO 200 12mm 2.5 sec. f/20 - Lee grad filter soft 0.9 - tripod

 

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Nikon D300  Ottica Tokina 12-24mm  Iso 200  16mm  30 sec.  f/16  - filtro Lee grad soft 0.9 - treppiede

 

 

 

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picturesque bay in the sea of \u200b\u200bthe Cilento, near Agropoli, ... characterized by a pebble beach and lots of rocks ....

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Swot Analysis On Hair Wax

discrimination ...

just just happened ...
it asks me for a certificate, give the tail eliminates numerino .. on Saturday the office explodes a lot of people there .. then must wait a little bit.
after 15 minutes I was in front of me and says
"I can do even this certificate to the districts?"
"of course, for today is closed"
"yes, it's okay, because mi sento a disagio qui"
"eh c'è tanta gente!"
"bhe no perchè ci sono troppi...."
e se ne va..

guardo in sala d'attesa e ci sono troppi... STRANIERI.

meno male che se n'era già andata altrimenti la guardavo male. STRONZA!

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Uncle Gives Bride Away Wedding Program

for me, for you, for all this makes me laugh

arriva questo signore anzianotto al famoso sportello delle marche da bollo...
gli spiego tutto quello che deve fare e dopo un po' lui mi fa:
"signorina, il mondo fa schifo, ormai qui non risolviamo più niente, facciamo solo disastri. non c'è più niente di buono in questo mondo. dovrebbe venire una catastrofe naturale o l'apocalisse. non ci meritiamo di stare a questo mondo c'è troppo male, parlo anche per me è. per me, per lei, per i politici. via un bel ripulisti..."


O_o ma tiè!


ps. per il lavoro non sappiamo ancora di che morte moriremo. il nuovo appalto parte il 1° novembre,...