Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Rent Amasle Wedding Gown

an idiot like you've never view

we go again ... here it comes her. ... OLD Saccenti this morning if the 'has caught my colleague T.
T: hello tell me
VS: no I wanted to look at Miss complain they are doing the work on XXXX street parking and there is a mud that seems to be in Africa, I can not ventilate my room because it comes as a powder.
T: eh lady are finishing the work is a bit 'uncomfortable but I do not think something as huge as she does
VS: No, because I treat all of moron, I also called alderman responsible and kept saying "yes, yeah, yeah "and then he hung up. I was treated like a moron"
T: no, ma'am, but you will be wrong
VS: I see now she is dealing with moron, an idiot is
T: Madam, please change tone or leaving
VS YOU DO NOT LIKE ME an idiot I've never seen


T: lady but as you can? Now he tells me his name

the VS has been given to the escape ... has left the office and T. has run out
T: Lady now back here and tells me his name

eclipse

I could not believe it when he told me ..
for 7 € per hour and 78 do not insult me. even for 1 million euro. THANK YOU.

Matryoshka Doll Philippines

sniffer

began the parade of fools who come to the office and then usually have a code name ...
he is a man we nicknamed SNIFFER on 50in ...

arrives in office with a paper bag that invariably FILLS of various brochures that already has 200 copies at the end because things are always the same. Printing and smell more than it takes to ... obviously the little bag-step counter is interrupted by a beautiful brochure on duty to sniff ... looks around cautiously and then part with making sgniffffffffffffffffffff ...
Sometimes it disappears for a while 'time but eventually returned more .. will become addicted!

Whenever there comes a block of new brochures, posters that they smell a lot so we always keep a copy in the closet if he does not arrive for a long time and end is there waiting for him.
Needless to say that yesterday was also taken up the calendar pharmacy ...

Monday, January 25, 2010

Why Is Cotton Fabric So Rough

delirium

this morning ....
course she arrives in his 70's with fur and jewels that are the envy ... to Cleopatra
"sorry but the land? Why do not I? Where? List does not exist"
"lady now the land is named agency of the territory is not what he found him"
"ahhhhhhhhh"
a point I began to pinch my nose and I sneeze a part .. of course I turn the other way and I apologize ...
"I can score a phone number"
"sure" I take a pen and paper does not make me finish writing Agencies ... Sticking
"I would also like the times, the street and also what it takes now that has changed its name knows"-_-"will always the same stuff you do not go ?!?!?! hamsters up! up!
that's where I pinch, pinch me I try to resist but it is impossible ... ... ecccccccccì always turned to the shelves and she makes me
"less bad girl who was shot, he knows that the sneeze travel at 27 KM / H "!!!!!! ellamarianna!
course poi non contenta ha voluto sapere anche quali autobus passavano davanti al catasto... gli orari, le fermate... MANCAVA SOLO IL NOME DELL'AUTISTA!

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dopo un po' entra sto tizio... aveva un odore tipo portacenere pieno.... e mi fa
"eh salve guardi io ho organizzato una manifestazione in piazza duomo, ma ho paura di aver preso una multa perchè MI SEMBRA che sia in ztl vorrei farmela togliere perchè non me l'aveva detto nessuno che c'era la ztl" IL RAGIONAMENTO NON FA UNA PIEGA.... NEL TUO CERVELLO!
"mah veramente ci sono dei cartelli posti all'inizio della zona a traffico limitato anche se non l'avevano avvisata comunque should have seen those ... "

(the sign is almost identical to this one ... but there is also that on our toll free number to call in case of information)

" I understand but ... I had to tell me now I see that prevent me give a fine "
" I do not think that it to him taken away because the signs are clearly visible "
" I understand very well but I will not pay the fine because I had not said "
" but if saw them because he did not stop and called the number that is written on it? "
" I understand your opinion but I had to stop because I had vans il permesso? e poi chi ci andava a montare tutto per la manifestazione?"

EH SECONDO ME SI SAI?!

QUALCUNO TI HA MAI SPIEGATO IL SENSO DELLE PAROLE "CAPISCO BENISSIMO"?
perchè significa che tu hai recepito cosa ti ho detto e non devi continuare a controbattere... comodo passare sotto le telecamere e poi dire non me l'avevano detto! hai preso la patente i cartelli devi saperli leggere...